28-Nov-2025 | 09:12 CSTFSG LLC (Flexible Standards Group)Analyst: Tom BellwetherContact Information: None available**Because of the complex nature of financial alchemy, our analysts live a hermetic lifestyle and avoid relevant news, daylight, and the olfactory senses needed to detect bullshit.Following our review of Beignet Investor LLC (the Issuer), an affiliate of Blue Owl Capital, in connection with its participation in an 80% joint venture with Meta Platforms Inc., we assign a preliminary A+...